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Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (2004) Documentary

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"He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark,

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"his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm.

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"Mary's body was burning, though the room was properly air-conditioned.

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"They tried all the positions - on top, doggy, and normal.

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"Exhausted, they collapsed onto the recently extended sofa bed.

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"Then a hell beast ate them."

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Welcome, friend. I'm Garth Marenghi, horror writer,

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although I also pen westerns and erotica to keep my oar in.

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I've always loved the great tragedies - King Lear, Superman II -

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and when I wrote, directed and starred in Darkplace,

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I set out to continue that grand tradition.

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This eve's yarn is an eternal story of love and loss,

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set against the backdrop of an abortive alien invasion -

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but you don't know that till the end.

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It's my Romeo and Juliet, but less whiny.

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So, dear pilgrim, I give you my hymn to the heart, with horror,

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along with interviews from me, my publisher Dean Learner and actor Todd Rivers.

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That way you won't have to think for yourselves which is probably safer.

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Hold it gently, like a lover in the shade of a mighty oak tree.

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Perhaps you're gently petting, having enjoyed a hamper of chilled white wine