Listen, in about 2 seconds I am gonna revitalize your face... with my tarnished brand.

Kudos on being brave enough to drop off the professional map. Any plans on revitalizing your tarnished brand

Perfect. New work in progress, chapter 1.

- I know this one, you re not supposed to say that, are you? - Eh, new decade, new rules.

- Got a new one. - Really? Oh, that's incredibly convenient.

- Wait, what do you mean? - Well, if you wanna be the new "new version", the killer should be filming the murders.

- May you ladies. - New York Times best seller. Rave reviews...

I got two officers down, several injuries and a new suspect.

So, you do have to die Sid. Those are the rules. New movie, new franchise. There's only room for one lead and, let's face it,

- How's that new? - That's the 2.0 upgrade version. I am totally mobile, man.

So, I sat down and began to write a new role that would be my own.

Your cousin. Last stop in a book tour, first stop in a road to a new life.

I mean, there are still rules, but the rules have changed. The unexpected is the new cliché.

Modern audiences got savvy to the rules of the originals, so the reversals become the new standard.

It's sick, right? Well sick is the new sane. You had your 15 minutes, no I want mine!

And as soon as you re clear in this investigation, we re on the next plane to New York.

- "The Woodsboro murders" ended at a party, so in the remake... - ...The party is the false ending. New rules.