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What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - S02E05 Colin's Promotion

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and sit next to me,

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next to this, his favorite bit of the fence.

What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - S02E05 Colin's Promotion

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Donate it to an orphanage or something, Guillermo.

What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - S02E05 Colin's Promotion

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for the next couple years.

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* But in my heart it's you, dear... *

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I hate to say this, but it's an emergency,

What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - S02E05 Colin's Promotion

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It's like the old adage, you know?

What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - S02E05 Colin's Promotion

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You're in there. Bad luck, old chap.

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I have an assistant.

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They flashed the Zodiac Killer, and my heart stopped.

What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - S02E05 Colin's Promotion

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He has never missed an opportunity

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about being an energy vampire is that,

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Dan, I've called you in for an impromptu

What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - S02E05 Colin's Promotion

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because I didn't have an orgasm waxing the kitchen floor.

What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - S02E05 Colin's Promotion

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from my roomies too much, but they treat me as an inferior.

What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - S02E05 Colin's Promotion

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The issue here is that I'm an invader, and I was invading.

What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - S02E05 Colin's Promotion

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to our garden to lay to rest Colin Robinson,

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to drain them.

What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - S02E05 Colin's Promotion

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-to HR... -(whimpers)

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to the larger slideshow that I'm about to start.