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South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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And the last time you saw your penis was two days ago?

South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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and now all your money's gone along with your penis.

South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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Getting material ahead of time.

South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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Your DNA has replicated and grafted very successfully with the mouse.

South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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Because we cheat all the time.

South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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It is at our most challenging times

South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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I mean, because they cheat all the time.

South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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with the progress, Ms. Garrison.

South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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No matter how many times you say I cheated,

South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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Could we speak with you, please?

South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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So, uh, while we deal with this

South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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I believe strict discipline along with compassion

South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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I was on a lot of pain killers at the time,

South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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"I misinterpreted the rules." Say it with me.

South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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And nobody cared.

South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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This is bullshit! I don't want to waste my time learning to cheat!

South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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"Let's win this one for real. Just this one time, let's not cheat."

South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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You'll just have to live with being a woman.

South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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The school board is so impressed with your progress,

South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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Get your hopes up with a stupid genetic experiment