They've got me at the Holiday Inn.

[Stan] Can't go wrong with the Holiday Inn.

[Purvis] Ice machines on every floor.

[Stan] Clean, paper bands on the toilet seat.

Classy operation.

Okay, so just to be clear, you want a smooth look.

That gets weird too. I'm not a doll. But I'll be one if you want me to be.

Just do something. I don't care.

- Ah! You got it, boss. [chuckles] - [Bob] Okay.

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They got LaLanne?

They're stacking the deck with ringers.

I had them on their backs,

flipped over like a turtle.

- How long before we're on shelves? - We're not out the lab yet.

We're figuring out what's causing the buttock rashes.

You are a rash on my buttocks, Ludwin.

- We also need a name. - What's the best we have right now?

Well, we're down to three.