So it's one of those, I'll show you mine if you show me yours first thing.

I'm about to show you something very special.

I always thought Sea Hunt was a show for morons.

Unfortunately, he rarely shows his face unless he's making a big delivery.

Now, what I'm about to show you, Chris, might overwhelm you at first, but I want you to keep in mind

No, of course not, Ma.

It's just that they've been rerunning Sea Hunt on cable recently.

Well, today's the big day.

I finally have enough money to buy a Mr. Underwater watch.

Why do you want one of those?

You can barely swim.

And you're afraid of the water.

Don't you people understand?

The ocean is a state of mind.

One doesn't have to be in it to appreciate it.

From the time we first crawled out of the blue salt water as monkeys, to the time we harnessed its power on surfboards, man has always strived to become one with the ocean.

Besides, I just think it would be kind of neat to have a watch I can wear into the shower.

I better get going.

The transistor hut opens at 10, and after my experience with the Minuto tickets last week, I know how things sell out early.

Bye.