Harold, watching you beat the crap out of this kid was just the shot in the arm our relationship needed.

What the hell is this, a ferret?

The 60s.

Neither did the rest of the audience.

The meter's running.

Geez, I've never seen so much crap in all my life.

Boy, it's funny, things just happen so fast in my life.

I mean, in the hotel, on the sand, underwater, on top of the dump truck.

Geez, would you talk about the luck of the draw?

Yes, I'll wear the red underpants with the gold piping.

It's the perfect relationship.

You'll frighten the lovebird.

You know, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

The evening's not over yet.

Hey, what's the idea, sister?

Just a minute.

I'm her escort for the evening.

Well, the joke's on you, Sharon.

Because I've been in the hospital.

The woman I'm escorting tonight's fairly undemanding.