Interesting turn of events, huh?

Let's waltz our way out of this sewer of petty distrust and closed-mindedness.

That's the story of my life.

A simple case of mistaken identity.

What kind of crap is this?

Yeah, well, you're kind of gross.

Think of all we meant to each other.

Irma is just recently out of the slammer.

No, it's time for me to perform that most wondrous of morning tasks, the opening of the morning mail.

I'll just take an incy-wincy bite of that.

This is Captain Bechtel of the Greenville Police Department.

No, it was of Hardy Boy extraordinaire Parker Stevenson.

I just kind of drew a beard on it.

Look, kid, I got sort of faced last night.

You know, I am so sick and tired of people hassling poor innocent ex-cons at the drop of a hat.

I'm gonna go give him a piece of my mind.

Man, he's got a couple of parents right in town.

Oh, for the love of my officers, please believe her!

Oh yeah, that would be another way of handling it, sure.

Keep her out of my tub or you're a dead man.