I guess you're elected.

I'm an actual hostage!

An actor never breaks character.

I hear he's an orphan.

I'll just take an incy-wincy bite of that.

Some dork newsboy is being held hostage by an armed and dangerous ex-con.

Get out!

Get real, Heloise.

If that doesn't scare her, let's see her get by this.

That'll get him out in a hurry, and it's damn tasty on deer, too.

Oh, honey, did you get me that sack of horse manure that I have my eye on?

This lice-ridden piece of sub-human trash is getting paroled today and she wants to come here!

Stand in the place where you were, now face what.

Think about the place where you live, wonder why you have it.

Stand in the place where you live, now face what.

Think about direction, wonder why you have it now.

Gus, yes, please come in.

In fact, why don't you stay a while?

If you can.

I gotta tell you, kid, I'm not exactly moist with terror.