No, we can't.

And I can't go outside.

Please, sir, why can't I exchange this watch for one that works?

Look, kid, I can't exchange any item that was obviously abused by the customer.

I always thought Sea Hunt was a show for morons.

Did I also mention that that is the last one?

I don't know that I can afford a Chronosync.

I think that was the air conditioning.

I wasn't gonna do this, but you've left me no choice.

I don't think that was him this time.

I think that's how they sang it in Beetlemania.

I guess they didn't teach you about that one.

Because I can tell by your face that you're the kind of guy that appreciates quality.

Look at all these watches that I just paid for!

I have to be pushed pretty far before I make a profound statement like that.

Now, what I'm about to show you, Chris, might overwhelm you at first, but I want you to keep in mind

Yeah, I think that just came in over the news service.

Oh, that's a relief, because I have a bladder like a hamster.

Well, uh, according to your ad here, you have a Mr. Underwater watch for sale, and I would very much like to purchase that watch.

Now, before you give me one of your little tap dance bait-and-switch speeches, let me just tell you right now that I want this watch and this watch.