Oh, no, I can't.

In accordance with the rules of Major League Baseball, I demand that that man show his hands.

Oh, yeah, no, that should work fine.

Geez, no, now I am scared.

No, that's why we all have to be in the dark.

That's how I signal the mailman.

I can help you with that.

Gosh, I never noticed that before.

There is no amount of money that could ever... Ooh, five bucks!

Well, that's just something I did myself.

Wow, well that means I kind of won!

I realize now that I haven't been true to my food inspecting oath.

I always love to scare them with that story.

Mr. Peterson, we have come to the conclusion that you have no useful information for us.

I know now that I must testify before that subcommittee, or else I'll never be able to look cheese in the puss again.

I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

Boy, do you know that this is more exciting than the time I looked in the mirror and realized my rear had stopped growing?

And if I don't not not don't testify, then I might get so confused that my head'll pop off and fly around the room making rude noises until all the air was out of it.

I simply cannot condone a system that allows insects to go careening through our small intestine as if it were a really cool water slide.

I have seen things in here that make my eyes want to pop out of their sockets, run down my face, and hide in my back pants pockets.