Don't just call her.

Call her every 15 minutes.

Are you telling me I should call her?

Run for your lives!

Look at your legs.

I must know your name.

Crazy glue, my hand, your shoe.

But anyway, it's not your fault.

Um... I forgot to ask your name.

Get your dirty hands off me, pal!

Todd, one of your speakers must be out.

Risking your life with dangerous radioactive substances like that.

Don't you want me out of your life forever?

Write her endless, rambling, deranged letters in your own blood.

Hey, you know, your cuckoo clocks are off by about seven minutes in here.

I'm usually a very careful driver, but I was on the car phone with President Bush and I got distracted when Queen Elizabeth came in on call waiting.

I'm going to have to reset your legs using an ancient Chinese technique, but don't worry.

So for the last month, I've been watching your every move, following you, following him, following her.

No, don't feel sorry for me, because I feel sorry for you, because I've already forgotten your name.

What exactly does it mean when you wake up every morning in a pool of your own vomit?