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The Invention of Lying (2009)

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... take the message, just in case I don't get fired.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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What about if you forget to feed your dog?

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Mark: Well, then, if you forget, I mean, it's bad for the dog.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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Don't buy a dog just to starve it for a laugh, but... Can we...

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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You're getting paid for it, so let's take the message in case I don't get...

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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If the dog dies, it's bad, but it's not... I mean, don't do it on purpose.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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Think of the children! Think of the little babies.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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And all of the survivors of the Great Ninja War

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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but the thought of being alone the rest of my life

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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Because of the zeroes on the board,

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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It's the way of the world, Mark.

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Out of the way, fatty!

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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Hi. That was the head of the studio.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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Since the man in the sky?

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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Of course not.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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-Oh! -But I enjoy the end result of the job,

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Sort of feeling of self worth if you're... Yeah.

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-Yeah, of course. -So it's kind of a test.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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Well, that was one of the worst experiences of my life.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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-What kind of mansion? -The best mansion you could think of.