You know, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Well, anyway, I can't have breakfast this morning because guess who's going down to the local escort service to apply for a job?

And now here's a quick spin so you can check out the goods.

Oh.

Oh, jeez.

I am this close to blowing my waffles.

Oh, and here's my little friend Danny.

Say hello to him.

Hi, ladies.

I hope you enjoy your date.

Have a good time.

All right, that's your little dog and pony show.

Let's book.

The meter's running.

Come on.

Geez, would you stop giving me the evil eye?

You act like you've never been on a bike before.

You got that bike chain grease all over my evening gown.

Yeah, tell me about it.

I've ruined a dozen evening gowns that way.