This is going to be rich.

...that ever happened to this place. - You're wrong!

This is the most direct path to the dormitories.

Witty. God, this place has gone to the dogs.

This is it, Ron. I think this is the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets.

But to do this, that student must survive three tasks.

Ron, you don't suppose this is going to be like...

Oh, now, now, now. This is what we're going to do...

No one is to enter this dormitory until it's been searched.

...Professor Dumbledore has granted me permission to start this Dueling Club...

Maybe you don't have to do this all by yourself, mate.

The only thing I want you to worry about is this.

Right, then. This way to the boats. Come on, now, follow me.

This is what you'll going to be wearing, when I finish dyeing it.

...but this isn't a great time for me to have a house-elf in my bedroom.

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.