- Two hands. - Two hands. - Two hands.

And the women were worse.

these women are my life.

including the women in my life.

- Stop! Stop! Stop. - Hold, please!

Women my age are doing Geritol ads and Fixodent commercials.

So there I was, living with two extremely pregnant women...

- Hi. - Hold on. We're almost there. - Okay.

- Can I hold him? - Huh? - Yeah, sure.

- Could you hand me a pillow? - Yep.

- Hold on. - I got you. I got you.

- Howard, hands me the book. Quick. Quick, boy. - Oh!

I laid these bricks with my own two hands.

- Matty, hold down the fort while I'm gone. - Okay, Dad.

- The contractions are about five minutes apart. - Okay, hold on.

I shook the man's hand and promised to be out in ten days.

Hold on. What are we saying? You're not gonna hyphenate the last name? When did this happen?

I don't know, sometimes I, I think I would just like to wash my hands of this whole thing.