I can't just date anyone.

Of course I'll date her.

Let Sonny get dressed for his date.

Tell me, dear, it might be fun to date someone new.

Good heavens, a date with a girl like that is unthinkable.

I refuse to date a strange girl just to benefit your economic situation.

Did I hear you say that it's the Clampett girl you're asking Sonny to date?

Jed Clampett is thrilled at the prospect of his daughter having a date with you.

I have never submitted to a blind date before, and I refuse to do it now.

Have you ever been courted and sparked, Granny?

Honey?

When I was a girl back in Tennessee, I set so many boys' hearts on fire that they took to calling that neck of the woods... the Smokey Mountain.

Well, see you later.

Daisy, you old heartbreaker.

You still got it.

That's the truth.

Who are you stepping out with?

I ain't stepping out with nobody.

I'm going to the supermarket.

What's a supermarket?