And I ain't never gonna be scared of no... Ghost!

The ghost of Clampett Castle walks tonight, and Granny is terrified.

She's gonna be eatin' off the mantel from now till next Christmas.

and.

And she will.

And this'll do mine.

And who might you be?

I'll give you another helping of rock salt and bacon rind.

And the head cashier's getting married.

Right, we wanted fair and square.

And when I press this button, they can hear everything the ghosts have to say.

Turn a bunch of hogs in here and they'd starve to death.

You and that gun of yours are the main reason we's leaving.

Weeping and wailing, mourning her bloody threats.

Hey, where's Mr. Drysdale and Miss Jane?

And she'll probably take away his knighthood.

I read up on these here castle ghosts, and all you gots to do is hold a seance and exercise harassment.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crew.

Oh, no, no, just certain flesh and blood types.

I've got a mic and speaker hidden in there.