What?

It's true, Ellie lost her beautiful hair.

Help him, help her, she borrowed his amigo.

Take off your bathing cap.

Oh!

Praise be.

All right, but Ellie, you hadn't ought to have went swimming with your clothes on and shrunk up that nice dress.

This ain't a dress, is it, Miss Jane?

No, dear, it's a beach jacket to wear over a bathing suit.

Ellie Mae Clampett.

Cover up your nakedness, child.

That's the way everyone goes swimming out here.

It's perfectly proper.

Well, you wouldn't catch me in nothing like that.

Me neither.

Mr. Clampett.

How would you like for a member of your family to become princess of Palm Springs?

What?

They're holding a beauty contest at the Springs this week and someone in this very room has the face and the figure to win.

When the judges see her in a bathing suit... I told you I ain't putting on no bathing suit.