Uncle Jed?

A Beverly Hillbilly.

Hi, Uncle Jed.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Yes, see, Jed, I told you that clam digging was just a story.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Yeah, and Uncle Jed, being a movie star ain't all that it's cracked up to be.

Let's go for a little drive.

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

All she cares about is a screen test, and if she ever gets her gold-diggin' hooks into Jed Clampett... Whoa!

What for?

For clam digging?

No, for cookie bearing.

For example, today he's in a covered wagon full of dynamite when it explodes.

♪ Watching for Chicken Hawks?

I'm looking for Mr. J.D.

There's no time for that.

Pismo's where we dig for clams.

Well, who are you looking for?