Uncle Jed, this is a lot of darn nonsense.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

How's that look on him, Jed?

The Beverly Hillbillies.

The smartest move I ever made was buying Mammoth Picture Studios for Jed Clampett.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Because Jed Clampett and his family are living there.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Now, sit down here for a minute.

And you can buy half a dozen for just a handful of change.

What for?

For me?

What for?

A special nectar that I have had prepared just for us.

Let's take a break and settle for the lion and the martyr.

Mr. Crapper, there's a great part in the picture for you, too.

Hillbilly, that is.

Who will give me a few paltry coins for these visions of delight?

I'll settle for sixpence.