Clampett.

Mr. Clampett.

He's a Hollywood actor.

I don't want nobody to think I'll go on Hollywood.

Go collect your merit badge and get back up to the Clampetts.

Mr. Clampett, don't you understand?

It was like a Hollywood fairy tale.

A Beverly Hillbilly.

Uh, Mr. Clampett, I'm... I'm Debbie Haber.

Nope, I'm watching for that Hollywood movie actor Dash Riprock.

Make that Hollywood slicker declare his intentions before it's too late.

No, Mr. Clampett, it's you I want to talk to.

You just want to get back to those Hollywood swingers like Debbie Haber.

Go!

Get going, boy.

Then he's going Pismoing.

All she cares about is a screen test, and if she ever gets her gold-diggin' hooks into Jed Clampett... Whoa!

Oh, where should we go?

Then we're going to Pismo.

Let's go for a little drive.