He's my friend.

That's right, friend.

Wilkins, the Clampetts are my next-door neighbors, my largest depositors, and my personal friends.

Seeing as how you're such a good friend of Jethro's, you can call me Uncle Jed.

["Black Gold, Texas Tea"]

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

I reckon that's why they call him First, Second, and Third.

How'd this fella get acquainted with us?

Well, uh, he ain't yet.

Jethro invited him over here to meet us, but between you and me, I think it's Ellie Mae he wants to meet.

Yeah, Jethro's always bragging about his pretty cousin.

I told her there's a fella coming over to meet her, and she promised to put on her prettiest dress.

Well, when that Armstrong doucher gets a look at Ellie, he's gonna forget what number he is.

Pal?

I got prettier feet than that.

Prettier drumsticks, too.

Well, them is them fancy towels Mr. Grudgell give us.

Yeah, he says they're beach towels.

But we use them right here.