You ain't supposed to be wearing your hat in the house.

Well, Granny, where's a fella gonna carry a frog?

They jump out of your pockets.

Hello?

Oh, howdy there, Mr. Drydale.

Glad to have you back from Boston.

Your missus come with you?

Oh, that's too bad.

Well, the reason I called Mr. Clampett is I have a butler.

Well, he really belongs to my wife's family, but he's been with us ever since we were married.

And I was wondering if you'd let him come and stay with you for a while.

You mean board with us?

Well, I guess you could call it that.

Who's going to board with us?

Just a minute.

Uh, some kin of Miss Drysdale named Butler.

Why, we'd be just... That's that no-good fat rascal that wouldn't let Ellie and me in to help Miss Drysdale when she was sobering up.

Hello?

Uh, Granny was talking at me, but she's done now.

Oh, no, she ain't.