Hey, Granny, pour your Granny a cup of coffee.

You can help your pa get that mule out of here.

You want to do your granny a favor, you get that four-legged friend of yours to pull in the plow, like he was paying his bucket of oats to do.

But, Granny, I thought you done give up the idea of growing your own vittles.

Now, you get up off of your big fat tailgate and commence to pulling that plow, you hear?