The comedies you love, get it all.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

What can we do to help her, Pa?

Why don't we just haul off and settle about 10 or 12 million on her?

Oh, yes, sir.

We don't want to rob her of her pride.

Well, we could go to the auction and buy her a fine.

That wouldn't do no good.

The sheriff gets the money.

How come she don't make no more movies?

Well Jethro, I understand that's the show business.

One day you're living high on the hog, next day you're down to wearing a catskin coat.

You own a movie studio, you have her make a picture.

Granny, I generally leave all that movie stuff to Mr. Chapman.

It would be nice if she could earn the money she needs.

You tell Mr. Chapman to get a hold of a Thomas Meehan, or Wally Mead, or Radler Rock, and turn out another blockbuster like The Wages of Virtue.

Looking for Mr. Chapman.

He's on stage seven.

First one on your right! ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪

My gosh.