Steadman's heating it up like the days of yore, when men were men, and when... and that's another story!

-He's a child. He's a short, little, young person, he's 10-11 years old!

-I'm not playing wet nurse to no 12 year old. -You're not playing much of anything these days.

-Just a think of the possibilities, Jack! A 12 year old kid playing in the major leagues! -Yeah, I know.

-How does it feel to be out-pitched by a 12 year old? -I don't care who out-pitches me, so long as we get the ring.

Now, I'll tell you what I want! You're gonna take a lot of sweat! But eventually, I'm gonna mold you into one of the greatest 12 year olds

Well, mark it down folks! August 11th! 12 year old Henry Rowengartner steps in front of 35,000 fans in Wrigly Field to become the youngest person to ever play in Major League Baseball!

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Opening day at Wrigley, and oh, what a sight!

The diamond, the decorations, and the dread of yet another losing season.

You were supposed to fix this thing, will you hurry up? Will you hustle? Hustle, hustle!

- Somebody get me a coffee please. What?

- Mr. Murdoch!

I think this is gonna be THE season for the Cubs.

You think this is gonna be the season? Why would you think that?

We haven't won a pennant since '45 and a series since the... the...

-1908, I know.

-1908!

-I just have this feeling.

-You have a feeling. He's got a feeling! Cancel the coffee! Get me whatever he's drinking! He's got a feeling about the uh...