Stop it, Dad.

Come on, Dad, it's only one pipe a day.

- Holy Toledo, what's happening to your face? - Cool it, Dad!

Cut it out, Dad. For heaven's sake, this is my show!

- I'll take care of everything, Dad. - We don't have too much time.

Dad, in all the years you've been saying you're going to get out of that bed,

- Now this little number right here's a four door sedan... - Come on, Dad, they don't want you!

The chocolate, yes, the chocolate, but that's just the beginning.

The furnace.

The kid's found the last Golden Ticket!

♪ The mother and the father ♪

- the grand and glorious jackpot. - The chocolate?

The Eggdicator. The Eggdicator can tell the difference between a good egg

make the finest wart remover in the world.

the mad craze that's sweeping the world today.

Straight up the stairs. You'll find the way.

under the strain.

the grand prize.

The Everlasting Gobstopper.

The cane, Charlie!