Oh, they may be a bit unrefined, but at least they don't run around the streets of Beverly Hills smashed.

Of course, of course.

off the coast of Tasmania.

Let go of me.

Oh, yes, of course.

I'm proud of you.

Of course they have.

To catch the poachers, of course.

The pearl thieves of Kyoto, remember?

That's kind of warmed up.

Have a sip of this.

Yeah, turned into the terror of the seven seas.

But variety is the spice of life.

Everyone loves a king of the sea,

Now you're not going to be one of those kind of drunks, are you?

Oh, what a treat, of course.

Statues will be erected of you.

There was this gang of boys, the Pirates,

As direct descendants of the first family to settle Jamestown, you'll be celebrities, all of you.

And this here soap will take the sting out of the pain.