Ain't you about a man and a half short?

A big limousine and a livered chauffeur.

From here, it looks like he found himself a girl and a half.

And a great big howdy to you.

But you and Big Jethro ain't a-budging me.

Oh, I made two touchdowns and kicked three field goals.

And I'll whop up a great big dose of retchweed tonic.

The big jerk and the little flying jerks are building a giant tower.

Well, ma'am, I'd kind of like to tune up and sing you a song or two first.

They do a lot of special stuff like getting shot off of horses and whooping a whole saloon full of bad men.

Now you get me a nice big stout rope and put some bait in the snare.

How can folks live in a big fine house like that, and let a poor starving widow and her youngin live in a place like this right outside their gate?

Would you shinny up that walnut tree out back there and pick me a nice big sack of nuts?

Granny, wouldn't you rather lay back down and let me bring you a nice big cup of black coffee?

Well, what with Jethro thinking he was found under a cabbage leaf, and her thinking she come from an egg... I just don't see much future for them two.

I'll bring Isabelle over for supper, but first you go down to one of them fancy Beverly Hills jewelry stores and you pick out a great big diamond ring.