I expect there's a cell in Azkaban with your name on it.

You think there's someone here who's worse than Dumbledore?

Make way there, please. Let me by, madam. Thank you.

See, the thing is, Harry, there are some wizards, like the Malfoy family...

I must say, when I took the job, there was nothing in the description...

Bloody bird's a menace.

So it's only a matter of time before one of them is killed this time.

There was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons.

We need a teacher.

That even though we've got a fight ahead of us...

Unless it wasn't a student.

A bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and it will save you from most poisons.

Look, everyone. Weasley's got himself a Howler.

Look, Potter. You've got yourself a girlfriend.

The last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened, a Mudblood died.

- Have a tea, if you like. - No, Hagrid.

...but shield forms can also be equally useful against a variety of opponents.

- That's a boggart, that is. - Very good, Mr. Thomas.

So a genius like Dumbledore couldn't possibly be fooled...

...by a dodge as pathetically dimwitted as an Aging Potion.