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Adaptation. (2002)

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Well, our relationship was strictly reporter-subject.

Adaptation. (2002)

3.5s

Do I have an original thought in my head? My bald head?

Adaptation. (2002)

2.7s

Maybe if I were happier, my hair wouldn't be falling out.

Adaptation. (2002)

3.2s

Life is short. I need to make the most of it.

Adaptation. (2002)

3.4s

Today is the first day of the rest of my life.

Adaptation. (2002)

1.4s

I'm a walking cliché.

Adaptation. (2002)

2.5s

I really need to go to the doctor, have my leg checked.

Adaptation. (2002)

1.5s

There's something wrong. A bump.

Adaptation. (2002)

2.2s

The dentist called again. I'm way overdue.

Adaptation. (2002)

2.1s

If I stopped putting things off, I'd be happier.

Adaptation. (2002)

2.2s

All I do is sit on my fat ass.

Adaptation. (2002)

2.1s

If my ass wasn't fat, I'd be happier.

Adaptation. (2002)

3s

I wouldn't have to wear these shirts with the tails out all the time.

Adaptation. (2002)

1.5s

Like that's fooling anyone.

Adaptation. (2002)

3.6s

Fat ass. I should start jogging again. Five miles a day.

Adaptation. (2002)

2.9s

Really do it this time. Maybe rock climbing.

Adaptation. (2002)

1.6s

I need to turn my life around.

Adaptation. (2002)

2.5s

What do I need to do? I need to fall in love.

Adaptation. (2002)

1.4s

I need to have a girlfriend.

Adaptation. (2002)

2.1s

I need to read more, improve myself.