(Spike gags, then burps loudly)

Rainbow Dash: Then what is?!

Then you also know why I'm here.

Now if only another will, as well.

Spike: Then, when will you make friends, like the princess said?

then get to the library and find some proof of Nightmare Moon's return.

Rainbow Dash: Just lemme tie this bridge real quick, and then we have a deal.

and if you're new, it means you haven't met anyone yet, and if you haven't met anyone yet, you must not have any friends,

and if you don't have any friends you must be lonely,

I'm just here to check on the decorations, and then I'll be out of your hair.

(all voicing agreement) Pinkie Pie: Especially if there's candy apples in there!

and if he thinks he can scare you he's got another thing coming

(laughing, speaking rapidly) That's silly. What kind of welcome party would this be if it were quiet?

You see, I never saw you before, and if I never saw you before, that means you're new,