Some English translations I had made of French poetry...

English, ain't it?

This is the book I've promised you.

I am chairman of the Great Books Committee.

We was robbed last night and we can't find no books.

-I hope that, uh... merci... nothing happens to you like the woman in the book.

I thought you said a morning dip. You could've dog-paddled across the English Channel by now.

You know, I don't really understand why you're fighting there. Why don't the English just let the Irish have Northern Ireland back?

He said three French stews would be in for the weekend, and would I ask Higgins to show them Hawaii?

She looks at the book for a while and then she gets fed up with it.

How can I go back to school and keep my mind on things that are just in books?

And there's a big difference in my book. I'm not 1 00% sure this guy's part of the I.R.A.