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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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I'm telling you, Jake, this is the last...

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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What is wrong with you?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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I want you to be surprised.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Yeah, I was kind of hard on you, and I wanted to make it up.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Charlie, you want to field that one?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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I don't want to talk to you right now.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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When the last bird's out,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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you can't play with it for a month.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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And another thing. Were you on the deck feeding the seagulls again?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Hey, Uncle Charlie, you want to play some sock golf?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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- What do you want from me? - He's dying for you to forgive him.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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It didn't work with either of the women you went out with.

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No, Phyllis, I wanted to talk to somebody about seagulls.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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You just have to give them a little time and a little space.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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I told you, don't feed the damn things. I told you, don't leave the windows open.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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- Thank you. - Unfortunately, the feeling is nausea.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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The living room is a dogleg par four.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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- What'd you want from me? - He's taking advantage of you

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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You know nothing about commitment and responsibility to a relationship.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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The guilt thing doesn't work on me, Alan.