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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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Great. - Now you have a new friend, a nine-year-old friend.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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to think that I waited a year to consummate our relationship

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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You know, when you're 13 years old?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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It's once every 13 years, you know.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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It's been three years. Don't hurt me, please.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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is I've been seeing this nine-year-old girl,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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I got this nine-year-old, and she keeps texting me.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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- A pen! - A pen.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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I'm having a bit of a problem

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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- A pen. - Yes, it is a pen.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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to buy you a house, a picket fence.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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three times a day, seven days a week,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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- I'll see you in a minute. - What a sweetheart.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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- Stacy: It's a nice pen. - It's a beautiful pen.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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- it's a really exciting... - Stacy: It's such a big deal.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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We had a deal.

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They have a Cadence.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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Nobody remembers a guy with a dinner roll on his head.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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Oh, speaking of which, do you have a pen or a pencil?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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You don't blow your nose in a cloth napkin in a restaurant.