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New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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Happy birthday, brother. I love you.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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You are gonna love it. I do wet-towel tricks.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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And Winston is like this competitive maniac who loves Sister, Sister...

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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I love wearing a Bill Cosby sweater in front of lawyers younger than me.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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a stripper pole, a love grotto and a steering wheel in the shape of a boob.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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and he's afraid of thunder. I'm the voice of...

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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Oh, um, preferably of Asian heritage.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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Are you ashamed of your friends?

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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Safety is of the utmost importance...

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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Very bendy, with a heart of gold.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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Give you the rest of the tour.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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and she's the cutest of all my daughters.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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what's your range of motion, side to side?

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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I'm not married. I am the opposite of married.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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And a crotch of gold. Hmm? Yeah, I'll hold.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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I'm sitting next to the inventor of bro juice.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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- Thank you. - Yeah. Just you and me, of course.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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- You had fuzz on... A piece of... - Jar. Schmidt.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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girl-style friendship where we kind of hate each other.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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Oh, look at this big old pile of birthday Schmidt.