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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E05 The Stock Tip

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I'm not an investor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E05 The Stock Tip

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I gave him an ultimatum.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E05 The Stock Tip

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I want an admission of guilt.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E05 The Stock Tip

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No. I'm just getting over an allergy attack.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E05 The Stock Tip

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...that terrorized an entire town in the Texas panhandle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E05 The Stock Tip

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What if he's in an iron lung or something?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E05 The Stock Tip

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Maybe I can get an extension cord and hang myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E05 The Stock Tip

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...an English muffin with margarine on the side, and a cup of coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E05 The Stock Tip

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You sit down in a restaurant, you're the ruler of an empire. More drinks!