Who's your little friend, Vic?

Aren't you, uh, going to introduce us to your sleazy-looking friends?

Okay, here's the story in a clamshell.

Can we try and start sleeping in in the morning so we miss him all together?

Think about direction, wonder why you have it now.

Stand in the place where you were, now face west.

Think about the place where you live, wonder why you have it now.

Stand in the place where you live, now face north.

Think about direction, wonder why you have it now.

Stand in the place where you were, now face west.

Please, sir, why can't I exchange this watch for one that works?

Look, kid, I can't exchange any item that was obviously abused by the customer.

But I just gave it to my mom this morning for her birthday, and it broke when she tried to wind it.

Here's my receipt.

Look, honey, I don't care if you wave the Magna Carta in my face.

I have a policy against loitering.

Tell your old lady I said happy birthday.

Excuse me, sir.

Could you tell me why that little girl just left your store in tears?

She just remembered that her dog had to have an operation.