The Beverly Hillbilly.

Granny, Ellen May, Jethro, meet Mr. Chapman.

Take Ellie Mae and Jethro to makeup and then to wardrobe.

I'm sorry, Jethro, I have to hurry back to the office.

Now, Jethro, your first job will be to find a beautiful girl.

Well, he was just trying to be friendly.

Boy, that Rock Hudson sure is friendly now.

Hillbilly, that is.

Yeah, you'd think he'd want all the friends he can get.

I hear tell New York is bigger than Beverly Hills.

So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Say, Miss Jane, is it true New York is bigger than Beverly Hills?

I told you to take them to the executive dining room and keep them busy eating for a while, didn't I?

I tried, but there wasn't anything on the menu they liked.

Well, send out for it.

What do you send for possum shanks and pickled krill a day?

Alvin, I've got to do something to impress Mr. Clampett quick, or I'm going to be unemployed.

When I'm unemployed, everybody's unemployed.

Wasn't he impressed by Sir Trevor Gielgud Burton Guinness?

Nah.