Uncle Jed?

Hi, Uncle Jed.

A Beverly Hillbilly.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Yes, see, Jed, I told you that clam digging was just a story.

Yeah, and Uncle Jed, being a movie star ain't all that it's cracked up to be.

Okay, but I'm just playing Jethro from now on.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

All she cares about is a screen test, and if she ever gets her gold-diggin' hooks into Jed Clampett... Whoa!

So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Oh, why not?

Oh, those people three dates and you're engaged.

Well, you could do worse.

Her father has 50 million.

Mr. Drysdale, money isn't everything.

There, there!

Ow!

Now you don't fool me, Rip Rock.