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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...because by not fixing the crack in the sidewalk...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

1.3s

Is everybody up?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

1.7s

What's so special up here?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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I'll sleep standing up. I'll be fine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- My back hurts. - Morty, better hurry up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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I'll ask him when he gets up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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I don't know why. We would have picked you up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Listen, Morty, you want to settle up for last night?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Dr. Chernov is the one you'll have to suck up to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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I got my feet up in the air like I'm in a space capsule.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- I'm up at 6:00 in the morning. - I can't kick you out of your bed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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The shoes have to match the pocketbook.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- The lake isn't real. - The lake is real.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...with one of the ladies at the pool.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Is it the humidity? Is it the Muzak?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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What's the matter?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- What? - The pen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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The air conditioner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Take the pen and the Scotch tape and get the hell out of here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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So, that's $17.10, and the tax and the tip.