And we've been going on clandestine, unchaperoned lunches together.

So wait, you have a boyfriend?

Am I a bro now?

Yeah, I did a boof.

Yeah, well, whatever it is, I've never been yelled at like that before.

I have devastating news.

No, I just bought a spray.

I have a double period with Miss Nooney then, so I couldn't have done it, even if I deeply, deeply wanted to.

I took a self-defense class online.

How about I fix everybody a sandwich?

I saw a nostril cyst get lanced.

I mean, there's a woman in charge.

A stupid bitch.

There's a spray?

I have a pretty tight schedule, but I might be able to squeeze you in.

It's just that every single thing I'd hoped for for senior year has been completely ruined by friggin' Margot.

I just got in a fight with this girl at school, and I think it was a hate crime.

I'm not a hostage.

I'm clearly a gamilf.

Len drives a Ferrari?