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Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot

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Go. He's got a birthday party.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot

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Anyway, um, so, about- about a year ago,

Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot

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and declare your love for a 16-year-old,

Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot

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What are you gonna do with a 16-year-old?

Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot

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guh, five- five years now?

Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot

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I'm 11 years old. What am I gonna do with money?

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Um- He-He still does this thing. It's been five years now.

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Would you get in the spirit of things? It's a celebration.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot

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And let me tell you. You're better off, because he was a bit of a drama queen.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot

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she gave me a picture of me as an old-time sheriff.

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is just because I don't wanna see him make a fool of himself.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot

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So, we had initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate, but-

Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot

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And I don't care what some jackass in a pair of ripped jeans thinks about me.

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Manny, go! ¡A la derecha! ¡A la derecha!

Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot

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She is not a girl. She's a woman.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot

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Yeah, I'm a senior. A senior. Okay. Cool.

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Of course you did. Uh-

Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot

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He's like a bullfighter. Mmm. You ever see a bullfight?

Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot

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Yeah. Just a sec.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot

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I was out of control growing up.