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Modern Family (2009) - S01E23 Hawaii

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What's up, jackass? Happy birthday, you dumb son of a bitch.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E23 Hawaii

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Birthday's tomorrow, moron!

Modern Family (2009) - S01E23 Hawaii

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This may be my worst birthday ever.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E23 Hawaii

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One week a year in a rented cottage on Lake Erie, spiders this big.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E23 Hawaii

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and be back in time for your grandfather's birthday dinner, okay?

Modern Family (2009) - S01E23 Hawaii

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It's really been a vacation of a lifetime.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E23 Hawaii

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But it is your birthday. You don't want to sleep in? Come here.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E23 Hawaii

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And we had a lot of fun.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E23 Hawaii

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I haven't napped in years. Yeah. It feels good, doesn't it?

Modern Family (2009) - S01E23 Hawaii

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and send over a couple of virgin mai tais.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E23 Hawaii

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Claire, consider this a grand gesture of my love.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E23 Hawaii

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Turning a family vacation into a honeymoon takes commitment.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E23 Hawaii

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of Phil and Claire.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E23 Hawaii

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I thought that one of the advantages of marrying an older guy...

Modern Family (2009) - S01E23 Hawaii

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all of our old clothes.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E23 Hawaii

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take a hot bus ride to see a tree?

Modern Family (2009) - S01E23 Hawaii

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I don't want to go. I know I said I'm not a stay-by-the-pool type of guy,

Modern Family (2009) - S01E23 Hawaii

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Instead of salad, I want fries.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E23 Hawaii

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♪ Of the tiger ♪♪

Modern Family (2009) - S01E23 Hawaii

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Instead of fruit, I want chili fries.