Twenty years:

Ten years: Sweet little convertible.

Five years: Trip to Paris with my buddies.

Son of a bitch. What's the matter?

I see a picture over here of you on a motorcycle.

Someone get your mom a glass of water...

How come I don't buy a word of it?

Honey, I just need a little bit of time.

So that's a dream of yours? To- To hit a curve? Used to be.

I have a better idea for the three of us. Vamos.

First of all, it wasn't a picnic. We stopped for coffee.

get out of cleaning the garage, a week at circus camp.

Raccoons slipped into the Lawsons' home and stole a loaf of bread.

I have a little scratchy rock inside of me and they're sliding in a tube and sucking it out.

But maybe it's a good thing that he has the two of us.

Because of you.

Hey, why don't you take a picture of him with your new camera phone.

Ferberize. It is a method of getting the baby to sleep through the night...

and a piece of gravel from the driveway and see how she likes it.

but there is a scenario where you could be the man of the house...