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Modern Family (2009) - S01E15 My Funky Valentine

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for 17 years in a row.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E15 My Funky Valentine

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a 91 -year old bank robber in Texas?

Modern Family (2009) - S01E15 My Funky Valentine

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but a lot of people think I'm a catch. No. The case.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E15 My Funky Valentine

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a family-style Italian restaurant,

Modern Family (2009) - S01E15 My Funky Valentine

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You tell me. He made a painting out of a photograph one time.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E15 My Funky Valentine

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We spent a lot of time on this. [Chuckles]

Modern Family (2009) - S01E15 My Funky Valentine

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It was sort of a Bob Mackie meets Martha Stewart project.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E15 My Funky Valentine

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Hey. Take this sweet gift as a token of my affection,

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It's a fancy way of saying I get things to make noise.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E15 My Funky Valentine

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No, it's not that big of a deal. This is what we're gonna do.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E15 My Funky Valentine

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Maybe you'd like a chocolate. Notice that I have not eaten any of the chocolates.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E15 My Funky Valentine

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I had one of the greatest closing arguments of all time-

Modern Family (2009) - S01E15 My Funky Valentine

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He's a comedian. A comedian? It's Valentine's Day.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E15 My Funky Valentine

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Ooh, a twist.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E15 My Funky Valentine

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You have a lawyer?

Modern Family (2009) - S01E15 My Funky Valentine

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Well, I thought you might enjoy a night at a hotel.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E15 My Funky Valentine

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Maintenance is gonna take care of it.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E15 My Funky Valentine

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I have a surprise. [Gasps]

Modern Family (2009) - S01E15 My Funky Valentine

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He goes into a bank-

Modern Family (2009) - S01E15 My Funky Valentine

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I'm a married man. Ah.