I guess we should get this over with at the beginning,

Thought I'd spend the evening with someone who gets on my nerves.

(host) Yeah, two N's. That'll get you on the board with $1800.

- Can I get a refund? - We will continue.

In the circus you shave them with a blowtorch.

- is she applying for a job with you? - No.

There was a problem with the computer voting system.

- Pump a little iron, you look like a Humvee. - With little tiny balls.

but I'm hoping for a dark walnut with a nice veneer. That'd be lovely.

- It's like being a kosher pig farmer. - He's getting angry.

Delacroy Systems has completed a deal with the European Common Market

Oh, no. I have a glorious love-hate relationship with TV.

You wanna get married? I need a wife before the debate.

Because I think a woman can be obsessed with a movie star like Brad Pitt - hello! -

I notice many of you with little cellphones. Soon they'll get so small they'll just be inside...

A Malaysian man, famous for pulling planes and buses with his hair,

A lot of people, they get the large ones. Those are lovely.

but we are very pleased to have a most honored guest with us...

I'm not even President of the United States yet, and I'm involved in a scandal with a woman.

Well, Tina, I have just one question: is this a face that a woman would be obsessed with?