- You're making a scene. - You're making a scene!

You got black women crawling all over you...

Oh, my God! Stop making a scene!

sitting at the table over there.

Yeah, we're being ridiculous! We're making a lot of money!

Business ethics? The only reason you don't care is you have black girls hanging all over you.

- Give me a call sometime. All right? - Yeah. Sure.

[All Arguing]

Rule number one: Always keep a line.

- Always make the first move. You know what I'm sayin'? - I-I know.

All those in favor of Paddy's Pub remaining a gay bar, say "aye."

You're trying to make black friends.

- I'll make sure to put lots of cream in yours. - I was quoting a black friend.

- Okay. So what? - So I think I know how we can solve this whole gay mess.

All right. Okay.

- You're not making it easy. - You're trying to impress Terrell with a couple of black friends.

You're just trying to make black- Mm-hmm.

So I walk over- He's this big, cut Mexican dude-

I had to, man. You gotta make the first move.

All of a sudden, I notice this dude eyeballin' me from across the bar.