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Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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Did he lie? He lies all the time. Alex.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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Because of him, I have a house full of Latinos.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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Many of my relatives were taken out of their homes...

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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So what was the picture of?

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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"Get rid of the boat." "Get rid of the motorcycle." You know, I liked those things.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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Anyway, I had every intention of telling Claire.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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And then one of the Transformers- And then it-

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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It's like you're incapable of hearing anyone's sad story...

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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What is this exciting thrift shop you speak of?

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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Why do you have to get rid of it then?

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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A lot of parents are hitting again. I appreciate your concern,

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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I guess I live in a house full of sex maniacs.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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- But we're happy. At the end of the day- - [Footsteps Approaching]

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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First of all, let's cut the "it"s. He is a he.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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Well, I hope you realize that some of those parts weren't real.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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Because it contains the details of a life, and you don't have one!

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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Okay. Um- Uh, first of all, that's a combine, not a tractor. Phil!

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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He sent out another one of the same woman dressed as a battleship.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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Oh, one of my favorite childhood memories was attending the Moscow Marionette Theater.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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Sadly, I've been summarily dismissed from the employ of Masters Cameron and Mitchell.